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EP artwork: a black and white hand squeezing a bright yellow half lemon, with GRAM? GRAM set vertically in the corner

New EP

Which response do you prefer?

Coming November 2026

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So what the fuck is Gram? Gram?

All you have to do is convince yourself you are real.

It is the absurdity of life unfolding in slow motion right before our eyes. Content creators. Repurpose, reuse, maximise. We started with well known songs we didn't like, distorting, twisting, reforming, deconstructing until nothing of the original remained.

It's the new creativity after all.

We've been here before. From the funk of late 70s South Bronx, through the cold, repetitive beat of 80s Detroit techno into the sampled layers of Ed Banger and the French disco revolution, Gram? Gram has stolen it all. Steal something old to make something new. It's what we humans do. Wake. Eat. Sleep. Repeat.

We've been here before. In different colours, with members having graced Maida Vale Radio 1 sessions for Steve Lamacq, MTV tours for Zane Lowe, festival appearances at Leeds/Reading and Wireless Festival, as well as tours with Editors, Kooks and with label mate french legends Carpenter Brut and Sebastian.

Disposable, consumable, beautiful.

Now
wake up